My hubby and I had this conversation the other day (after I completed #4!), and I realized for the first time, how disgusting motherhood really is!
Before I had Maddie, you couldn’t pay me enough to do?one of these things, and now I do them without even thinking…for FREE!
We’re getting ripped off ladies!
I’m going to keep this short and not-so-sweet, because?if you’ve been there…you know!
10 Cringe-Worthy Things Moms Do Every Day
- Touch someone’s?urine or feces (call them any cute name you want, they’re gross!)
- Clean something with your own spit…something that is probably also already covered in spit.
- Eat something your child just spit out because “it’s yucky”, to prove it’s not…oh, the irony!
- Wipe another person’s “private parts”…inevitably repeating #1.
- Pick someone else’s “boogies”.
- Accept chewed up food into your hands like it’s a gift.
- Smell another person, just to see which number from?this list will be next.
- Not shower for close to a week, but bathe someone else daily.
- Get farted?on and not even move, cause you’re just…too…tired!
- Use every one of the above as conversation pieces with other adults.
Now let’s never speak of this again!
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